is meatball an fruit
— Post Malone (@PostMalone) July 16, 2018
another happy customer https://t.co/XxQT1smvi0
— Ryanair (@Ryanair) December 12, 2025
“who is the social media intern? give them a raise!” bitch it’s fucking me! none of us are interns! we are 30+ years old, who is thinking we’re giving children the reins to NBC’s social media?
— maybe: clare (@clur19) May 14, 2025
one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel
— james moss (@ratboyjames) October 27, 2025
She needs to hide 1 golden wedding invite Willy Wonka style inside Showgirl vinyls. That would guarantee at least a 5M first week debut…
— - (@loveinthebrain) August 26, 2025
Me when I have to log into Google from a laptop I've used 1000 times pic.twitter.com/A9unJ29KmV
— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) September 27, 2025
working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience https://t.co/T3JPrq9KpT
— jack friks (@jackfriks) September 8, 2025
whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls
— 死 (@humanxmaybe) November 20, 2025
It can do, but only once. https://t.co/cmjl0UKgDP
— Arnav Gupta (@championswimmer) November 12, 2025